Art of Drinking a Woman

If you are thinking about how to please a woman with Oral Sex because of the title.. I must say that you are past redemption, for this writing is about not about Oral Pleasures but about a metophor which explains how to treat a woman in a relationship.. Ah and dont feel insulted my dear readers, I would have thought about oral sex as well..

To understand this metaphor you must imagine two things.

1. A Burgundy style Wine Glass

2. A real lady that you know

A Burgundy style wine glass is very thin and fragile, it has a small mouth which keeps the scent of the wine inside and there might even be cases that the drinker gets hit by the alcohol so hard that they might have problems breathing for a second. For that not to happen you must go easy or else your mind will be blown.

Lets think about the first phases of a relationship with that lovely woman you think of. You must definately go easy.. Just like holding the wine glass. If your grip thightens too much the glass will shatter and cut your hand.. The wounds and scars that are left later on depend on how thight your grip was.. It depends on you if you will be able to forget that woman or not. Do not use excessive force..

Than again dont let the glass too loose. You wouldnt want it to sip away from your hand.. Especially not before you took even one sip.

If you are going to take a sip dont take a sip before observing. Enjoy the crimson color and how the substance flows in the fragile safe haven it is in. Observe your woman.. Note down her reactions, get her talking, hear her voice as much as you can and let it play in your head like music.

It is just like opening the light of a room before entering it.. You never know if there is something blocking your way..

Once you enjoyed the color and substance enough take a sip..

But not too fast.. If it is too fast the alcohol will hit you and make you dizzy.. You might fall into the temptation of alcohol faster than you might want it.

Falling in to love with the first kiss of a woman and filling your lungs with her scent... cowering your mind with the red myst of greed and jealousy.... It is the most dangerous thing to do..

Stay in control and dont let your emotions drag you down a path that will give you nothing but shattered glasses of a once beautifull glass..

Licking the spilled Wine on the ground will only mutilate your tongue and make you swallow pieces of class which will make you choke on your own blood..

Dont become an animal..